The Queendom of El Condor Pasa is a massive, socially progressive nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws. The democratic population of 3.999 billion El Condor Pasans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 14.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The El Condor Pasan economy, worth 180 trillion yen a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Gambling. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 45,142 yen, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Undergrads find their professors' mushroom experiments less psychedelic than expected, the art of conversation has been rediscovered, nude art is becoming wildly popular, and citizens are permitted to carry concealed handguns. Crime is relatively low. El Condor Pasa's national animal is the horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

El Condor Pasa is ranked 179,425^th in the world and 3,008^th in Ambition for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring zero on the Clooney Contribution Index.